Another day

Drove from my home to my dads house to drop off the little one, sang old McDonald most of the way until my son got the hump because he didn't understand why he couldn't choose the animal "tiger"
"But son you cant say tiger because you don't get tigers in a farm"
"yes you do"
"No, you don't"
"yes you do"
"Nooo, you don't!"
"YYYYYEEEESSS YOU DOOOOO!
"ok, ok, for gods sake....with a roaaar, roooaar there and a roooaar roooar here....."
"he he funny!"
Eventually we arrived at my mum and dads, the little un jumped out, grabbed his bag and shot out of the car and waited at the front door of my old manor, jumping up and down like a flipping energiser bunny!
"open door abu"
"give me a min"
"Noooowwwwwwwwwww"
"OKKKKKK!!!!!!!"
I shouldn't have but i teased him a little before i let him in.
"zoo here today" (his cousin),
"Noooooo, zoo come Friday"
"Today IS Friday!"
He stayed silent and then went
"Yeeeeeeeeeeesssssssssssssss and flung his hands up in the air!"
Walked in and i tell you what, i think me watching all the WWE (formerly WWF) wrestling may have given him idea's, he ran up to Zoo and literally bear hugged the poor fucker! It didn't help that Zoo saw me and shat himself! He took one look at me and clawed his way up my dads leg and buried his head into my dads chest!
My dad did his impersonation of Santa
"Ho Ho Ho!, i don't know why he scared of you?"
"god knows dad"
"Puthr, you getting fat! you look pregnant"
"thanks dad, nice to see you too, by the way can you stop giving my son cakes and shit for breakfast, its not good for him"
"I Don't DO IT, SPEAK TO YOUR MOTHER"
"MUUUUMMMM,??!!!"
"Mai, kushnai kitha"
"Just don't give him any of that crap, give him fruit or something"
"Acha" she said as she slyly took the cup cake out of the plate she was about to give my son!"
"Toasthie???"
Anyway to be honest there's no getting away from it, my parents are and always have been FEEDERS!
Left my mums and got into my car, my dad for some reason finds it funny if he makes my son watch me leave and make him cry! Some sort of sick Pakistani macho thing to make him tougher! Made my way into work on the dreaded M25 and have just walked into the office and guess what? Mr security dude is apparently ill! Was met by a lovely young lady who didn't even look at me or check for my badge, and even better I found a parking space just outside the office! yessssssssssssssss! Still have to walk up two flights of stairs though, am tempted to catch the lift but if i do it once ill always do it!
Tell you what though, this bloody laptop of mine is heavy, my biceps getting bigger by the day!
Walked in and was greeted by some more news, Mr BL is NOT in! Yeah baby! Apparently there's been a complication so he's taken the day off! I frankly do not care, although I'm going to miss the banter!
Anyway......................oh FUCKING HELL, you never guess what? As i write this, he's fucking walked in, what the fuck?!!!
I don't know what it is but as soon as the guy says hello to me in his droopy voice my blood starts boiling and my dads temper kicks in!
hahahahah, I've nicked his power supply and he don't know it yet......
Chat to you guys later when the late shift starts!

Update on Friday, March 9, 2007 at 04:30PM by TheRealOffice
Just thought id add this on because i thought this one was one of the best written articles i have read so far:
An extract is below and a full link for the article is here:
http://www.johnpilger.com/page.asp?partid=426

Extract
The United States is planning what will be a catastrophic attack on Iran. For the Bush cabal, the attack will be a way of “buying time” for its disaster in Iraq. In announcing what he called a “surge” of American troops in Iraq, George W Bush identified Iran as his real target. “We will interrupt the flow of support [to the insurgency in Iraq] from Iran and Syria”, he said. “And we will seek out and destroy the networks providing advanced weaponry and training to our enemies in Iraq.”