Never trust a dutch guy with skank in his name

I have to tell you that im not the thinnest of guys and having heard that one of my colleagues was riding a few miles to the training centre every day i thought hey i know ill ride in too!

So i hire a bike for a week and............

TEN fucking miles later we get there!

"Oi i thought you said it was a few miles"
"Yes it is"
" A few miles out of the city!"
"Wanker"